An army major called his wife to tell her that he would be late home because dirty magazines had been found in the barracks, and the soldiers responsible were facing serious disciplinary action.
"The punishment sounds a little harsh," she said. "After all, most of the soldiers have pictures of women on the walls of their quarters."
Digvijay (MP) politician was seated next to a little girl on an airplane, so he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk ... Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What do you want to talk about?"...
"Oh, I don't know," said the politician. "How about global warming, fast broadband, or the refugee situation?" he said, smiling smugly.
"Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics, but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -- grass..... Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps. ..... Why do you suppose that is?"
The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thought about it and said, with a typical politician's wisdom, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replied, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss refugees, computers, or climate change, when you don't know shit?"
She went back to reading her book.