1. For engineers every course apart from engineering is easy.
2. An engineer learns the power of getting up at 9.25 am and reaching class at 9.30 am.
3. T-shirt and jeans are engineers national dress and maggie national food.
4. A normal person will fix the broken things but an engineer will first break that thing and then he would fix it. This is his lab work.
5. An engineer can build a car, space ship and they even can make time machine. However they just can’t build a relationship with a girl.
6. An engineer don’t care for the rise in rate of petrol or gold but they get mad when cigarette costs Rs.2.45 instead of 2.40.
7. An engineer loves to solve a problem. If there is no problem then they will create one and would start solving it.
8. An engineer touches his car and phone more than his girl, if at all he has one.
9. An engineer can derive any relation, just give them the final expression.
10. Are you made of copper(CU) and tellurium(TE), because you’re CUTE. This is how Engineers flirt.
11. Non engineers have great mind, genius mind , brilliant mind but an engineer never minds.
12. An engineers’s worst nightmare is teacher taking the class but not taking attendance.
13. An engineer can finish his syllabus in one night.
14. An Engineer knows nothing, but only an Engineer knows this.
15. An Engineer will never sleep in night and will never wake up in morning.
16. An Engineer is the most innocent person in front of his parents.
17. The most common dialogue on the opening day of an engineering college is, “Bhai, iss saal bhi koi khaas ladkiya nahi hain!”
18. No one can speak better English than an engineer who is having a bottle of beer in his hand......
Engineering rocks !!!!