Schoolukku aruge dogs kaththi kondu irunthana.
Manavanai teacher call panni dogs kaththi kondrukku. Nee poi viratti vituttu va endrar.
Manavan sendru naigalai thuraththi kaththuvathai niruththi vittu teacheridam sir athunga niruththiduchu neenga arambinga endran.
'Aasiriyar : S.J enna ithu ellathaiyum thappu thappa pannikittu. Eppothum naan unnai thirutha vendiyirukku. Unakku onnum puriyaathaa?
S.J : Illa sir enakku ellaam puriyuthu. Aana, neengathane "Seyvana thiruththa sei" nnu sonneenga. Naan thappu thappa pannathaane ungalukku thirutha mudiyum.
Aasiriyar:(Manasukkul) Namathaan "thirundha"ngrathai "thirutha" nnu sollikoduthuttamo?
..Vimaandathai mudhan mudhalil kandu pidithathu yaar?
Ravananthan. Avanthan andha kaalathileye Pushpaka vimanathil seethaiyai kadathi sendraan.
2. Ulagathin mudhal Test Tube Baby yaar?
Dhuriyodhanan. Avanthan mudhan mudhalil, veliyil kurippitta seethoshana nilayil vaikkappatta kudathilurundhu, muthalil veli vandhavan.
3. Ulagil mudhan mudhalil ethu live telecast seyyappattathu, yaar seithaarhal?
Mahabaratha yudhdhamjthaan. Telecast seithathu "Sanjayan", Drutharashtranidam live aha vivarithaar.
Namathu irandu Idhihaasangalin Mahimai idhuthan. Andha kaalathilaye, idhupondra Vignana kandupidippuhalai, karapanaiyil kondu vandhirukkiraarhal.
-- .Sappitta pinbu ilaya madiththar
Madikka vendam endrar virunthu vaiththavar.
Atharkku virunthazhi yen endrar
Virunthu vaiththavar aduththu varubavar sappidaththan endrar.
Avargal kobiththu kolla mattargala endru virunthazhi kettar.
Neengal enna gobiththa kondeergal endru virunthu vaiththavar koorinar.'
A thattaan and a kosavan desired to gatecrash a Sadhya for Brahmins, and accordingly got a set of Poonals each, which they put on. They decided to sit at opposite corners, and follow what their neighbours did to avoid being detected as outsiders.
All went well until the sambhar came along, upon which the kosavan, as was his wont, squashed it into the rice and made large balls before swallowing them.
The Brahmin sitting next to him looked on in disgust before remarking "ennada, koshavan mathirin peshayare chaathai!"
Thinking it was his friend who had betrayed him, he exclaimed "Naan koshavan ennu antha thattaana chonnaan?