Specialists Doctors Different Reactions

When American Medical Association (AMA) came up with new regulations, different specialty doctors reacted differently ....

The allergists voted to scratch it.

The dermatologists advised not to make any rash decisions.

The gastro enterologist had sort of a gut feeling that there is something more to what was announced.

But the neurologists thought AMA had a lot of nerve.

The obstetricians felt they were laboring under a mis-conception.

Ophthalmologists considered the idea short sighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body".

The pediatricians said "Oh, grow up".

The podiatrists thought that AMA has put the right foot forward.

The urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

The psychiatrists thought the whole idea as madness.

The radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands off the whole thing.

The internists thought it was bitter pill to swallow.

The plastic surgeons said 'This puts a whole new face on the matter'.

The anesthesiologists thought the whole idea as gas.

The cardiologists did not have the heart to say 'no'.  Have a hearty laugh.

What would have been Oncologist`s reaction? some one else thought over and said " Hybernate "